Ozzys Alamo Tours

Ozzy Osbourne T-shirt

Long before he started morphing into the Queen Mum, Ozzy, was... well Ozzy was just fucking... Ozzy. He didn't need all that 'Prince of Darkness' stuff or the folksy 'but he loves his kids' nonsense. Because the Ozzy anyone reading this loves, the Ozzy Osbourne that every bone fide rocker still bows down to was the guy that bit heads of various winged creatures, snorted Nikki Sixx's piss and got arrested for taking a whiz on The Alamo - so welcome to Ozzy's Alamo Tours, where there is "no rest-stop for the wicked"