Classic Rock

Interviewer: So tell me Mr Dylan, what does the lyric “People don’t live or die, people just float” mean? His Bobness: I wanted something that rhymed...

Although all too often dismissed these days as AOR, the fact remains that Bob Seger has one of American rock's finest voices, whilst also being a...

With so many rock n’ roll superstars out there still in need of a BathroomWall T-shirt in their honour, it is not surprising that there are not that...

Let us all be upstanding for Mr Brian Jones – legendary boozer and substance abuser. Mick may be the business brain and Keith is certainly the soul...

A tribute T-shirt to Bruce Springsteen's iconic The River. As you know, The Johnstown Company was where the hero of The River "got a job working...

We all have things in our record collections that we could live without or that we would deny owning if we thought it would lead to ridicule, but for...

"When the change was made uptown, and the Big Man joined the band...." There are plenty of Jazz saxophonists that we can all name, but when it comes...

The greatest point in Clapton's career? That's a tough call. Personally, I would go with Derek & The Dominos, but hey, I wouldn't argue if you...

Philanthropist, pilot, family man, poet, charity worker, CBE…. Oh, and he played guitar and sang a bit too

“You Know The Day Destroys The Night” Jim Morrison does divide opinion. Some will tell you he was a drunken buffoon, but they are wrong, as the rest...

People think Dave Lee Roth was the Rock and Roll in Van Halen, however Eddie Van Halen was twice treated for tongue and mouth cancer, he said he...

As an 80s rock dude I must confess that I was not initially drawn to Rumours for it's near perfect song writing & musicianship (can someone explain...

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry. I am so sorry that it has taken us so long to get a Freddie Mercury T-shirt worthy of his memory. Brian May was a...

Loving Lynyrd Skynyrd is not considered cool. Personally I don’t give a shit. I love them, and at the risk of damaging any last shred of...

Keith Moon, John Bonham... the list is not complete without Ginger Baker, just as this site would not be complete without a Ginger Baker T-shirt....

“WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY” Back in the late 80s, London had a record shop called ‘Shades’. Shades was no ordinary place –...

Jimmy Page reckons Jeff Beck is the best. Who the fuck are we to argue?

Jimi’s Guitar Repair Shop – “For when you absolutely, positively just have to set fire to your guitar”. Like other T-shirts in our ‘Rock Star...

“’SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE SKY” How do so many people mishear the lyrics to this and think Jimi Hendrix is talking about kissing other guys? Idiots,...

If you don't know who Jimmy Page is then there is nothing I can do to help you except suggest that you might be better off looking for T-Shirts at...

"JUST ONE LESSON AND YOU TOO CAN BE IN THE DRINK.... AND THAT'S A GUARANTEE". Everyone has a Who "Maximum R&B at the Marquee" T-shirt, "Target" or...

Legend has it that when Keef was up in front of the beak on drugs charges, he called his doctor as a witness to confirm that even though the amount...

You know the stories about Led Zeppelin during the decadent heights of the mammoth North American tours of the 70s. At the centre of so many was...

"Hey Hey Mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove" Let’s face it, there are dozens of Led Zeppelin lyrics that we...

OK, so he may be Malcolm's little brother, but when Angus Young describes someone as the greatest guitarist in the world, then that is fine by me....

He played with Bowie, he produced Morrissey, and the last thing he ever played on was the Wildheart's "My Baby Is A Headfuck" - All of which...

There is a train of thought that there is only one man alive today that truely understands rock n' roll. That man? Yep, you guessed it, Mr Pete...

Words like 'great' and 'legend' get used far too much these days, when in fact they should be reserved for cases of real merit. One such case is when...

What on earth am I supposed to say about Queen that hasn’t been written thousands of times before? So much has already gone beyond music folklore...

I loved growing up in England, and there are a lot of great things about my home country. But one thing that really sucks is that no one over here...

SQUEEZE THAT LEMON...... A tribute to the frontman that influenced all that followed. You know all you need to know about Robert Plant, so I won't...

King of the concept album – Lord only knows what goes through Walters’s head, but as millions of Floyd fans will testify, when toking on a joint,...

Away from the American South, the theory goes that rednecks can not be cool. Well, Ronnie van Zant and Kenny Roberts obviously prove that such a...

On paper the idea of a muso Canadian prog-rock band does not sound a good one, but 30 years on Rush boasts 23 gold, 14 platinum and 3 multi-platinum...

That tone. One note from Slash on that glorious Gibson Les Paul and you know it could only be one guitarist. No one modern guitarist has a sound so...

After cheating death on several occasions (he was once found unconscious with a blood/alcohol level of .59, which is almost double the amount that...

The best front man of his generation – bar none. Forget all that Disney soundtrack nonsense and just remember that NO ONE had EVER made a better rock...

“You Better Beware, You Better Take Care, You Better Watch Out If You’ve Got Long Black Hair” The Sweet rocked. Forget all that campy glitter stuff...

“Well It’s Plain To See You Were Meant For Me” Music journalists are lazy bastards. How on earth did they manage to lump Marc Bolan and T-Rex in with...

“Guess Who Just Got Back Today?” I’ve heard Phil Lynott described as the Black Elvis. Is that accurate? I’m not sure, but I am sure that Phil Lynott...

The writer of some of the scariest metal riffs of all time, and of course owner of the best moustache this side of the 1980’s Liverpool team. I am...

Mods and rockers kick the shit out of each other on the beach of Southern England whilst old ladies and men with knotted hankies on their heads look...

“FROM SOHO DOWN TO BRIGHTON I MUST HAVE PLAYED ‘EM ALL” This is my earliest musical memory. My Dad may have helped bring me into this world, helped...

ZZ Top's Degüello is a seriously under appreciated album. OK, so any album is going to find it hard to live up to the likes of Tres Hombres and...