Given that Sammy Hager owns his own Tequila distillery, you would have thought that after a couple of apologies he would have been a far better choice. You can hardly ask your son to order you the strippers.
Reports suggest that EVH did the deed with his shirt un-tucked whilst wearing flip-flops. Nice look
Anyway, good luck Eddie and now that you are at least a but happier with the world (insert your own jokes about being a married man here) might mean the Van Halen tour might finally touch down in the UK