Congratulations to Eddie Van Halen
Congrats to Eddie Van Halen for allegedly cracking a smile and enjoying himself by getting married. Brother Alex is an ordained minister (really? not exactly rock n' roll now is it?) and the Pilsbury Dough Boy was best man. No, hang on a minute, I am just hearing that it wasn't actually the real Pilsbury Dough Boy, but Eddie's kid, Wolfgang Van Halen doing the best man duties.
Given that Sammy Hager owns his own Tequila distillery, you would have thought that after a couple of apologies he would have been a far better choice. You can hardly ask your son to order you the strippers.
Reports suggest that EVH did the deed with his shirt un-tucked whilst wearing flip-flops. Nice look
Anyway, good luck Eddie and now that you are at least a but happier with the world (insert your own jokes about being a married man here) might mean the Van Halen tour might finally touch down in the UK
Given that Sammy Hager owns his own Tequila distillery, you would have thought that after a couple of apologies he would have been a far better choice. You can hardly ask your son to order you the strippers.
Reports suggest that EVH did the deed with his shirt un-tucked whilst wearing flip-flops. Nice look
Anyway, good luck Eddie and now that you are at least a but happier with the world (insert your own jokes about being a married man here) might mean the Van Halen tour might finally touch down in the UK
Labels: Eddie Van Halen, Edward Van Halen, Van Halen
posted by Sleazy Rock n' Roll at
14:11
1 Comments:
Bit harsh on Wolfgang. It's not his fault he is big boned. Still, why Eddie ever ditched Valerie is a mystery
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