We are all going to hell - and not the cool hell where Hendrix is playing the guitar

Spice Girl Tour - tickets selling out in minutes and fetching £500 a pair on eBay? I fucking dispair.

Paul Daniels is still alive.

On Saturday I was threatend by some chav because I was the only one in a busy shopping afternoon in the town centre to try to stop this nonce from repeatedly punching his girlfriend in the face. No other fucker says a word and then look at me like I am the trouble maker.

There is currently more media coverage about some redneck airhead losing the plot so much that her kids have gone to live with their dad than there is about the uprising in Burma or the fact that Pakistan may be on the verge of returing to democracy.

That 'experts' commenting on the previously mention redneck airhead are saying things like "she just needs to pull herself together" and "what has she got to worry or be depressed about, she is rich".

Anyway, I have T-shirt orders to process and more designs to get up on the site, so I better dash, but there will be more reasons tomorrow about why we are going to hell